Friday, December 30, 2011

A little bathroom story

Ok. This one's kinda gross but totally funny. I love all the little quirks of being a parent, like the funny way that kids explain things. So if you want, stop reading now. Seriously stop. You're still reading. I'm warning you. There's no turning back once you start.

Ok, proceed at your own risk...

Ashtyn just came out of the bathroom and told us "I just saw the grossest thing in there. Really gross." I ask what she saw and she tells me that she needs to tell me in my ear, which is how she says she needs to whisper. Another example of my kid's cuteness.

"It was pee poop" she whispered.

"Pee poop? Like you peed and then you pooped?"

"No it was poop like pee. Pee poop, you know like when your tummy hurts, and it was SO gross."

I'm rolling. I tell Bruce she pee pooped and he gives me a blank stare. "Diarrhea. Pee poop. Get it?" Now he's laughing too.

"Yeah, and it really stinks in there."

Now we're both rolling. It's so cute how kids explain things!!!!

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