Ashtyn "calls" the police

Bruce stepped outside to go get a part off the dish, and Ashtyn picks up my (deactivated) cell phone as she's watching him outside.

"I'm going to make a call now. Hello. Police? Yes. I have an amergnegency. Can you come? My dad is outside and there is a ghost. Yes. Yes. I'll be here so you can come and get him. Ok. Bye."

Two minutes later he's back inside and she's calling the police again. "Yes, police? Yes. My dad is back inside and everything's ok. So can you come and get him and take him to jail? Yes. And the ghost, too? Yes. And my mommy, too? Ok. See you in a minute."

Where does she get this stuff? I have a horrendous headache, but I was laughing my toosh off!!! Living with Ashtyn is a trip!!!